Alive & Twitching

Mick met Paddy in the street and said:

‘Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?’

‘Bejaysus —- Why?’ Paddy asked.

‘Because,’ said Mick, ‘the whole street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday.’

Paddy replied: ‘Stupid bastards, the laugh’s on them … I wasn’t home yesterday.’