Here is a blonde joke that I only came across recently. It appears to have originated in America.
Bob walked into a sports bar just before 10pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and looked up at the TV.
The 10.00 o’clock news was just starting. The news crew was covering the story of a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a large building.
The blonde looked at Bob and asked, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob answered, “You know, I bet he will.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5.00 o’clock news, so I knew he would jump.”
The blonde answered, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money.
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