Alive & Twitching

After a few days, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart owing to the tragic death of the armless campanologist, the bishop resumed his interviews for the post of bell ringer of Notre Dame. read more »

After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of Notre Dame Cathedral sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. read more »

Hung Chow calls his work  and says:  ”I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.” read more »

Mick met Paddy in the street and said:

‘Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?’ read more »

Here’s an amusing cartoon for Christmas. You’ll need your speakers.

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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. read more »

A pharmacist walks back into his shop after a short break and sees a man leaning against the wall. read more »

As readers of my blogs may have guessed, I enjoy George Bush jokes. I recently heard one that was new to me and am re-telling it below, having updated it somewhat. read more »