Dec 29 2011
Just before Christmas four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure terribly. read more »
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Dec 08 2011
I took my elderly father to a shopping mall recently to buy some clothes. read more »
Oct 28 2011
A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. read more »
Sep 30 2011
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
’Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines
enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have been
developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.’ read more »
Sep 20 2011
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. read more »
Jul 31 2011
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. read more »
Jul 18 2011
An old woman is sitting on the patio with her husband, sipping a glass of wine. She says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” read more »
