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Another George Bush joke

As readers of my blogs may have guessed, I enjoy George Bush jokes. I recently heard one that was new to me and am re-telling it below, having updated it somewhat. read more »

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How did that big dent get there?

This short video has  been going round the web for a while. If you haven’t yet seen it, click on to the link below. It’s hilarious. Lady drivers will need a sense of humour. Put on your speakers. read more »

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“Are you deaf?” “Sorry…?”

A man feared his wife, Peg, wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. read more »

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George W. Bush on YouTube

atfarewellbush1Click the link below for Farewell to Great Moments in Presidential Speeches” from the Late Show with David Letterman. read more »

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One of my favourite George Bush jokes

atgeorgebush-2With a new US President due to take office in January, I think it’s appropriate to rehash a Dubya joke that came out shortly after his inauguration. read more »

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You know you’re getting old when…

You know you’re getting old when…

  1. People telephone at 9.00pm and ask “Did I wake you ?”
  2. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  3. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  4. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. read more »
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Holmes and Watson go camping

atholmeswatsonSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping holiday. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down in their tent and go to sleep. read more »

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The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are about to just lie down and wait for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…

‘Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet.’ read more »

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