A personal retirement blog
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.’
‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.
They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’ read more »
Here are seven to add to the collection posted on 20th November 2009.
1. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
Two elderly gentlemen at a retirement home are sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “George, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?” read more »
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He doesn’t remember how he got home from the party. In fact he doesn’t remember much about the party at all. read more »
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Australian innings. read more »
It is a typical day in a small Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit. read more »
A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Eventually,they agreed upon
the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters
there were very good looking. read more »
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