Category Archives: A Bit of Fun

A guy goes into a bakery and asks “How  much for two bagels?”

A group of 40-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Eventually,they agreed upon the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there were very good looking.

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has advised him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Here is a blonde joke that I only came across recently. It appears to have originated in America.

After a few days, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart owing to the tragic death of the armless campanologist, the bishop resumed his interviews for the post of bell ringer of Notre Dame.

After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of Notre Dame Cathedral sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

Hung Chow calls his work  and says:  ”I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.”

Mick met Paddy in the street and said: ‘Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?’