Alive & Twitching

Hung Chow calls his work  and says:  ”I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.”

His boss says: “You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better. You try that.”

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again and speaks to his boss. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon…..  You got nice house.”