With a new US President due to take office in January, I think it’s appropriate to rehash a Dubya joke that came out shortly after his inauguration.
Before the inauguration, George W. Bush was invited to get acquainted with his new accommodation and was taken on a tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. On entering, he was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I am President, I’ll get to have a gold urinal!”
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary after her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary turned to Bill and said, “Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”
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