Alive & Twitching

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says:

‘I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!’

The Madam is astonished.

‘But sir,  for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.’

The trucker replies:

‘Listen darling, I’m not horny – I’m homesick.’